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May
10
What if Obama Wins?
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Kottke.org has compiled an amusing collection of answers to the question that’s been looming on America’s front lawn like a flaming cross: What if Obama wins?
Will Barack Obama team up with the Clintons to steal all our white women? Or will it all go down as Andrew Crow suggests, and “unicorns will crap ice cream and pastries.”
No doubt Andrew’s a more keen observer of the American political scene than I. I’m really just hoping Obama won’t embarrass himself, a la George Bush, and boast to Vladimir Putin that he’s got a cock the size of a telephone pole.
First time at casa del culo? Bend over, this won't hurt a a bit.
May
9
I Dream of Hooters
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One day, when I was still a wee lad, I hopped a Greyhound to Boston’s Combat Zone, and snuck into a porn movie entitled “Deadly Weapons.” The movie featured a nasty old stripper (Chesty Morgan) who’d smother men with her massive teats.
To this day I avoid women with big breasts. So naturally, I’m finding the Sheyla Hershey brouhaha particularly alarming. If you haven’t heard, the interweb’s hissing like an angry boa over 28 yr old Sheyla Hershey’s desire to get bigger breasts. Read more
May
6
Buy It Bitches
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Damn, it looks like our gaming world just got more complicated. Remember the good ol’ days when we only had to open a door to rip off an auto? Now there’s window smashing and hotwiring involved.
It’s almost like work. Even the pedestrians in Grand Theft Auto IV will get in your way. This time out they’re programed to squeal to the cops via cellphone. That’s trouble. Because, if you aren’t on a vengeful killing spree in Grand Theft 4, you probably should be home with your little sister playing Donkey Kong. Read more
May
5
Babies Away!
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In the U.S. an infant would never willingly jump naked from a tall building, unless, of course, it was fleeing a Michael Jackson sleepover. But in India the babies are all hardcore. They battle angry cobras, and make death defying leaps. It’s a wonder they don’t all grow up to be Indiana Jones.
They say these daring feats make Indian infants healthy and strong. I say if the Olympic committee ever adds snake wrestling, and falling off a building naked to the Olympic games, the Indians are going to kick some serious ass.
Bizarre baby jumping video after the leap … Read more
May
4
The Best Pussy Video Ever
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That’s what my ex was calling this flick when she sent it over - the best pussy video ever.
I think maybe she’s taking an ironic piss. You men are so obsessed with sex and porn, she is saying, but this is the kind of porn we women are into. Ha ha! Read more
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